EEEEE!

Yes, this actually merits an honest-to-goodness, twelve-year-old-fangirlish squee. No, I'm not talking about the recent Domlijah pictures (which are very nice, of course, and I favor the Domlijah love, but I don't accept them as proof, possibly because I believe DL is full of shit). I'm talking about the fact that the full TRL clip is finally available (here). And because, well. Love of Dom? LOVE OF DOM! He prances! He is silly to the nth degree! He talks about Merry being the "gayest" hobbit (accompanied by a Very Silly TM expression)! He can't keep still for two friggin seconds! He jumps on the couch! AHAHAHA!

Oh, and proof that the hobbitsnorli know each other very, very well. Or at least well enough to surprise Carson. Idiot. Did he expect them to NOT know one anothers' various quirks?

Damn. Why wasn't I obsessed with these boys when TRL actually came out? Like, a year ago?

::snickers::

From that YM interview with Elijah:

In the past, you said you'd only been in love once, and it was puppy love. Has that changed at this point?
Yeah, I think so. The first love was [the] young puppy love of a 16-year-old as opposed to being a mature adult love, which I think I've felt as well.

Will not comment upon probable recipient of his "mature adult love." Will not. Oh, bloody hell. ;)

Also love all the stuff about what he looks for in a woman. Which I will not comment upon either. Nope. Not at all. Not me. ::wide, innocent eyes::

...on a completely unrelated tangent, how many objects are acceptable to throw at walls when your parents make you turn down a close friend's offer of FREE TICKETS to an awesome Off-Broadway show? I'm so angry I could spit.

ah, egomania...

Yeah, that survey wherein we talk about how cool our own stories are. I know a bandwagon when I see one... ( jumps on bandwagon )

Well, here we go.

All right. Ready now. Not quite what I wanted, but as close as I can make it, and staring at it won't help anymore. So, the first piece of actual, honest-to-goodness smut I've ever written. Or close enough, anyway. Knock yourselves out.

Title: Just a Bit of Fun (1/1)
Pairing: OB/EW, minor BB/DM
Rating: borderline NC-17
Summary: Orli's out for a bit of fun.
Archive: TAKE IT. PLEASE... just tell me where
Feedback: tastes like chicken. Only better.
Disclaimer: None of this happened. I don't know the sexuality of anyone involved.
Notes: First real smut I've written. Let's see if this works. Many thanks to Gabby Hope for the beta!

( here we go. )