A dash of real life, a.k.a. RL Strikes Back

Re: Brick casting.
Dear Nicola,
FUCK YOU. You destroyed my Nathan/Kenny Perfect Chemistry Pairing. Not that I have anything against David, mind, and I'm sure he'll work out fine, but NOBODY has chemistry with Nathan like Kenny. Dammit.
Yours in abhorration,
kaydee

Re: Current Love Interest
Dear [name removed],
Yeah, I've had my suspicions, but did you HAVE to make my gaydar explode today? No, I can't figure out what exactly you did/said to set it off. But I've posited the theory to two other people, and after staring blankly at me for approx. 3.76 seconds, both burst out with a resounding, "YEAH. He is." Goddamnit. Could you maybe not figure it out for yourself and, y'know, stay in that glass closet for just a little while longer? Please? I mean, I graduate in less than four months, I'm not exactly looking for a serious long-term relationship...
Yours in frustration,
kaydee

Re: Current Lust Interest
Dear physics lab partner,
Just realized that my current love interest is gay. You, on the other hand, are willing to shag just about anything that breathes. Consider yourself reinstated at #1 on my list.
Yours in lust,
kaydee

I think that about covers it.