hmph.

Dear fic!Dom,
Dude. Get out of my fic. This is supposed to be ORLI/Lij, mmkay? Besides, if you get involved, I won't be able to come up with a plausible reason for fic!Elijah to like fic!Orli more than you. It just. Yeah. Shoo.
...
Oh, all right, then.
Reluctantly yours,
kaydee

randomness

fandom_scruples? Um, okay. Now I really want to write something juicy and NC-17 just to get on their blacklist.

Also, my roomie's computer keeps periodically making these really odd beep-boop noises, and it's vaguely disturbing. It might explode at any minute. *looks around nervously*