y'all are right bastards.

I'm going to click on every "fic" and "photospam" I see on my flist today, because I'm keeping a running tally on how many people think this is a clever and original April Fool's Day joke. (I bitch because I care, dammit! I forgot about the date and the first one I saw really fooled me! Bastards.)

I'm tempted to do something outrageous, like move to Canada or delete my journal, but that would take far too much effort for a joke. Instead I shall sit here and much my rice cakes bitterly, for lo, every cut tag continues to get my hopes up. *pouts*

Maybe I'll actually recode the links to all my mood icons. No one would expect THAT! Myself included.