they tried to kill us, we won, let's eat

It's Passover, guys, and for quite literally the first time in my life, I have no Seder to go to. O_O This is...BEYOND tragic. For reasons I've never even figured out myself, Passover is my favorite holiday, and I HAVE NO SEDER. *flails balefully*

I know that technically, the college Ministry provides services for people of all religions, and if I went and asked, they could probably find the only Jews in all Ireland and set me up with their Seder. But then again, a Seder with neither friends nor family would probably be worse than no Seder at all.

Ah, well. I'll just have to have a virtual Seder with my LJ. *brings out the virtual Manishevitz and virtual matzoh ball soup* Party starts at sundown, guys!