curses! foiled again!

So the financial unit ordered six massive pizzas for lunch today. Feeling sneaky, and lured by the seductive aroma of pizza-tasticness, I slipped into the conference room and went to snag a piece. But, alas! They all have toppings I dislike! Not a single plain pizza in the room. I really, really can't stand pepperoni or sausage, and the vegetarian pizzas were loaded with peppers. (There are a handful of pizza toppings I like or at least don't mind, but these are my three top dislikes on pizzas. I'm a picky eater in a couple of odd ways.) Normally, I'd just pick the stuff off and eat the rest, but this was the sort where the "toppings" are insinuated underneath the cheese layer, which means I'd basically have to completely deconstruct the piece of pizza in order to get rid of the parts I don't want.

Deciding it wasn't really worth the effort, I gave up and slunk away. Now I'm really craving pizza. Dammit.

this is why

Yes. God, yes.

I've been waiting on this speech. This is why I support Barack Obama, people. This is why.