define interesting: oh god, oh god, we're all gonna die.

I am getting a car today.

It should be noted that I have never owned a car in my life, only got my license at age 22 as a formality and haven't driven since. The prospect of owning a car scares the living daylights out of me. There will be people on the road who think I can drive it, and this is a blatant falsehood.

So what am I doing? Driving seven hours down to Tennessee tomorrow.

OH GOD OH GOD I AM GOING TO DIE IN A DITCH OFF A HIGHWAY IN TENNESSEE.

(I am getting a car because my grandfather finally has given up driving, and I'm inheriting his car. I knew this was coming, but I'd hoped it would take another couple of years, because I'm really in no position to own a car right now. And yet. My first world problems, let me show you them.)


Fandom, please distract me from my imminent fiery death with a meme.

Ask me my Top Five Whatevers. Fannish or literary or otherwise. Any top fives. Doesn't matter what, really! Fandoms, ice cream flavors, cartoon moments, women in my fandoms, OTPs, ideal holiday destinations, goals for the future, celebrity crushes, books I wish would be made into movies, love songs. And I will answer them all in a new post (or in comments). Possibly with pictures.