Dear Yulebat.

So apparently it's that time of year again. I came very close to forgetting to even sign up for Yuletide this year, which would have broken my perfect record of participating every damn year since the challenge STARTED. And yet despite this, I am still crap at 1. remembering to post a Dear Yulebat letter in advance and 2. writing a coherent Dear Yulebat letter.

( dear non-denominational holiday fic exchange giver, I want a pony. )