baa baa black sheep

Because I need to forcibly remove my brain from the headspace that is UGH TECH IN TWO DAYS OPENING NIGHT IN EIGHT I HATE EVERYONE (see: the life cycles of a theater stage manager), first lines meme! Yoinked from several people, most recently pocky_slash.

The last twenty-one first lines I've written in fanfic, from oldest to newest because whatever. And let's tack on an Ask Me Anything! note to this one, because, again, I am in need of distraction.

( first lines )

I DON'T WANNA BE IN TECH. UGH.