extremely niche interests

Been rereading Jacqueline Carey's Kushiel's Legacy series, and goddamn I need these books to get the epic HBO miniseries adaptation they deserve so that I can make a creepy Phedre/Melisande vid to Vienna Teng's "My Medea".

Extremely niche interest, I know.

In need of distraction right now, so here's a meme I've seen floating around tumblr and most recently via muccamukk:

GIVE ME A CHARACTER, and I’ll break their ass down:

1. How I feel about this character

2. All the people I ship romantically with this character

3. My non-romantic OTP for this character

4. My unpopular opinion about this character

5. One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

6. Random pet theory about this character that you won't convince me is not true.