kaydeefalls | backstage WIP meme

Because, y'know, I don't rant about my WIPs enough. Silliness is far more productive, methinks. Also, really tired but roomie's still doing homework so can't really sleep. Yes. BACKSTAGE WIP MEME.

almost nearly honest-to-God finished except not Zinefic
Elijah: ANGST!
Dom: ANGST!
Billy: ANGST!
Sean: Um, I'm sorry?
Elijah and Dom: *snog*
Billy: MORE ANGST!
Orlando: Fuck you all, I'm going clubbing.
Elijah: Can I come?
Orlando: Sure.
Elijah: Cool. Oh, wait. ANGST!
kaydee: *facepalm*

AU bunny with ghostlike tendencies, tentatively titled "local haunt"
Dom: I like clubbing. A LOT.
Orlando: *is sexy and a bit strange*
Dom: I am strangely attracted to you.
Orlando: *plays hard to get*
Dom: In fact, I am strangely obsessed with you.
Orlando: *doesn't really do all that much, actually, but is vaguely sexy and creepy*
Dom: WANT.
Billy: Er, Dom? WTF?
Dom: *obsesses in vaguely creepy fashion*
Billy: Is this supposed to be a horror story or a ghost story or what?
Elijah: Ooh, can I play too?
kaydee: *facepalm*

erstwhile unfinished orgy!fic
Everyone: *is sexy*
Hobbitsnorli: We have snazzy dialogue.
Karl: I give foot massages!
Elijah: *sex0rs Billy*
Miranda and Liv: Wait, what are we doing in a slashfic?
Karl and Viggo: Wait, what are we doing in a kaydeefic?
Pr0n: *doesn't write itself*
kaydee: *facepalm*

Anarchist AU WIP of Doom
Billy: I am a turn-of-the-century immigrant who can't find a job.
Dom: Fuck jobs! ANARCHY RULZ OMG WTF!!!1!1!!
Emma Goldman: *is cool*
Billy and Dom: Oooh, Emma Goldman is cool.
kaydee: *whistles innocently*
Orlando: I'm Billy's flatmate. Or something. Yeah. *is sexy*
Billy: I have an UST problem.
Elijah: I am a snotty rich boy who likes to play with dangerous toys, like anarchists.
Dom: *sex0rs Elijah*
Billy: I have another UST problem.
Sean: I am a Plot Device and resident Exposition Hobbit. Or will be, if kaydee ever gets to my chapters.
Viggo: I am creepy.
Lawrence Makoare: I am expendable.
Sean Bean: I am Sir Not Appearing In This Fic, but people talk about me a lot. Or will, if kaydee ever gets to my chapters.
kaydee: I hate you all.
Liv: I think I'm in here somewhere too.
Leon Czolgosz: Likewise.
kaydee: *facepalm*

Premiere, an Orlijah fic destined to be abandoned
Orlando: Didn't kaydee sorta borrow our entire plot as backstory for "Keeping Track"?
Elijah: I think so, yeah.
kaydee: *facepalm*

There are others, but we don't like to talk about them. *shifty eyes* (Actually, it's been more than a year since I've touched them, so I don't think they count anymore.)