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"You want to shag Orli?"
"Who doesn't?" It's only mumbled into the glass of Guinness. Dom punches Elijah in the arm. "Ow! Fucker!" Elijah whines in retaliation, rubbing the place where Dom's fist came into contact with his arm. "What?" Elijah protests. "Like everyone wasn't thinking it?"
Billy's rolling his eyes and doing his best to ignore the child. He turns to Dom again and repeats his question.
"You want to shag Orli?" he asks again, pitching his voice lower. "And instead of, oh, discussing it with him, you're taking it up with me and the wonder child of immaturity?"
"Hey!" Elijah protests.
"You're supposed to be my second-in-commands," Dom mutters. "Well, come on, impart wisdom or buy me another drink or something!"
"Shag him," Billy and Elijah voice in tandem.
Dom rolls his eyes. "Thank you Sir and Missus Obvious."
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Date: 2004-10-05 09:25 pm (UTC)***
"You want to shag Orli?"
"Who doesn't?" It's only mumbled into the glass of Guinness. Dom punches Elijah in the arm. "Ow! Fucker!" Elijah whines in retaliation, rubbing the place where Dom's fist came into contact with his arm. "What?" Elijah protests. "Like everyone wasn't thinking it?"
Billy's rolling his eyes and doing his best to ignore the child. He turns to Dom again and repeats his question.
"You want to shag Orli?" he asks again, pitching his voice lower. "And instead of, oh, discussing it with him, you're taking it up with me and the wonder child of immaturity?"
"Hey!" Elijah protests.
"You're supposed to be my second-in-commands," Dom mutters. "Well, come on, impart wisdom or buy me another drink or something!"
"Shag him," Billy and Elijah voice in tandem.
Dom rolls his eyes. "Thank you Sir and Missus Obvious."