it's a magical world

This is too perfect. I can imagine this level of surreal humour on the show, and that grounds it in the "reality" of House. I was totally picturing Dr. Delhi as Kal Penn, which is apt, and another Producers reference in an interview is always great! Dear God, please let the potential fellows be interesting instead of pale imitations of the old ones! If they're anything like the ones in this fic, it's going to be a GREAT season :D

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