That was very funny. Familiar, too, though my dialogues with the characters usually go something like:
Lydia: Hey, guys. Can we get to the sex scene already? Please please please? Frodo: (looks shocked and horrified) Excuse me. No. We feel like sitting here being melodramatic and angsty. Lydia: Hmmph. Hey. Sam. Don't you want to fuck him? Sam: Good point. (tackles Frodo) Lydia: Thank you.
and about Scott... yeah. I ran into him when I was on my way to buy the Faculty DVD, which of course prompted him to tell me that he would be happy to download it for me if I paid him five dollars. Me: No thank you, Scott. Scott: But it'll be really really good! Me: No thank you, Scott. Scott: Why do want to watch The Faculty, anyway? Me: Because it has Elijah Wood in it and he's my baby and I love him eeee eeee squee. Scott: Eww, that short guy from Lord of the Rings? He's so ugly he's practically deformed. Me: (pounds a stake into Scott's heart)
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Date: 2002-08-10 07:43 am (UTC)That was very funny. Familiar, too, though my dialogues with the characters usually go something like:
Lydia: Hey, guys. Can we get to the sex scene already? Please please please?
Frodo: (looks shocked and horrified) Excuse me. No. We feel like sitting here being melodramatic and angsty.
Lydia: Hmmph. Hey. Sam. Don't you want to fuck him?
Sam: Good point. (tackles Frodo)
Lydia: Thank you.
and about Scott... yeah. I ran into him when I was on my way to buy the Faculty DVD, which of course prompted him to tell me that he would be happy to download it for me if I paid him five dollars.
Me: No thank you, Scott.
Scott: But it'll be really really good!
Me: No thank you, Scott.
Scott: Why do want to watch The Faculty, anyway?
Me: Because it has Elijah Wood in it and he's my baby and I love him eeee eeee squee.
Scott: Eww, that short guy from Lord of the Rings? He's so ugly he's practically deformed.
Me: (pounds a stake into Scott's heart)