Look, ma! A homophobic teenybopper!

[kaydeefalls]

You know you're really someone when you get hate mail. It's so exciting! Look at what this precocious genius wrote me:

i hate ur icons!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sam and frodo are not gay u freak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so quick putting crap in like that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cause that really pisses me off aight???? plus the rest of them are really crappy tooo! and almost everyone one of them has a freaken cuss word in it!!!!!!!!! so knock it off! gosh!!!! {sam and frodo were ment to be closer buddies in the movie, but not gay freaken lovers!!!!!!!!!!!!! so quick making fun of them, cause ur making me mad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bye stupid!

Aw, isn't she cute? ::pets obnoxious homophobe:: It especially amuses me because I've made exactly seven Sam/Frodo icons (and, look, I've made a veritable shitload of icons, so this is practically a negative percentage of my collection), and NOT ONE of them contains a single naughty word. Seriously. The rest of my icons are another story...

Dear homophobic teenybopper,
I respect your interpretation of the Sam/Frodo relationship. It is certainly a valid one. I personally happen to read a sexual element into their relationship. I am not mocking them. I think this is a beautiful, pure love. And so on, and so on. Learn a little tolerance, willya?
Yours in disgust,
kaydee

Comments

[tvillingar.livejournal.com]

Hee hee. That one made laugh out loud. Obviously the exclamation mark key got stuck at some point. Or maybe it's automatic: press once and you get 10 exclamation marks?

[kaydeefalls.livejournal.com]

The exclamation marks! They BURN! ::cowers::

[jimmyrabbitte.livejournal.com]

"What brings a teenybopper in her right mind to the Life Cafe?"

One other thing I hate more than exclamation points (well, two others, if you count not holding down shift long enough, so they just become a string of 1s) is the group of people who use "bye" to end e-mails. It's not a chat bubble, it's a damned letter.

Alright, I'm declaring New York a soverign nation. I no longer want to be associated with the rest of the world.

Re:

[kaydeefalls.livejournal.com]

New York IS a sovereign nation. Close enough, anyway. Unfortunately, even sovereign nations are forced te be a part of the world community. Besides, I just want to disown the rest of the US, not the whole bloody WORLD.

is the group of people who use "bye" to end e-mails.
Well, MY homophobic teenybopper is CLASSY. SHE says "bye stupid!!!!!!!" So neener. ::bashes head into wall::