why i love my college:

[kaydeefalls]

Excerpt from article in school newspaper describing infamous Scavenger Hunt tradition:

\It is difficult to explain the sheer, unadulterated madness that descends upon the University for this four-day stint during spring quarter, but it is not dissimilar to a coked-up Richard Simmons doing espresso shots in a cage with a large monkey.

My roomie and I just laughed at that for a solid five minutes. I don't know why. It hurts.