in the spirit of randomness:

[kaydeefalls]

Excerpt from the minutes of last week's House meeting (which are presented in a humorous fashion and taped inside every floor's toilet stalls, because we're special that way): "Ted and Margaret will be fetching condoms for the House."

*blinks* No comment.

And in other news:
Dear zipper of FORMER favorite jeans,
Yes, I know I'm fat, but if you randomly unzip in the middle of Henry V rehearsal again, I'll kill your family. And your little dog, too.
No love,
kaydee

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Dear kaydee,
You'll never get my little dog! NEENER!
zipper