Bloody hell

The Fic From Hell (TM) is staring at me.

Accusing me.

Demanding that I write at least SOMETHING before I go to bed.

Anything.

A line. A description. A bit of dialogue. Something. Anything.

It's wondering why I'm not adding to it right this very moment, even though I know EXACTLY where it's going and EXACTLY what scenes need to be written and even have some lines already completed in my head.

And yet.

Fucking writer's block.

Weeding through the RPS list...

Am beginning to develop a fetish for unusual RPS pairings. As long as neither Dom nor Lij is involved, because then I spend the whole fic silently rooting for them to get together. But. Unusual pairings. Yes. WHY are there only 3 John Rhys-Davies fics on the Beyond the Fellowship archive? Bah. I think he'd be an interesting character.

But rooting through the lists and archive is getting a little frustrating. You can't always tell beforehand what the good fics are, and although I don't mind mediocre fics so long as they have SOME redeeming qualities, five or ten of 'em in a row gets disheartening. So. Anyone out there have any recs? I seek well-written fics with unusual pairings.

...btw, when is that bloody archive gonna be UPDATED?