first lines

Oh, look, a meme.


List the first lines of your last twenty stories. See if you find any patterns. ( patterns? not so much. )

seriously, what?

So today, a former coworker of mine (from the theater job that ended last a few weeks ago) IMed me to tell me that he's turning in his resignation tomorrow, because he's been unhappy there and they just renegotiated his contract in a seriously unfavorable way.

Then my roommate got home and told me that her boyfriend just resigned, because they tried to change his contract to cut his hours and pay.

Then I went to meet a friend for dinner, and found out that he'd just been fired.

You know, my mother always did say that bad news comes in threes.

Way to be an asshat, universe.

At least I'm ALREADY unemployed. It's not like I've got much further to fall from here.