and within an hour of the deadline, there was fic

[kaydeefalls]

WAH. Here 'tis.

Title: The Thing About Being a Bad Guy Is
Rating: very strong R
Disclaimer: I don't own the X-Men. Marvel and Fox do.
Summary: John realized early on that his romanticized notions of Life as a Bad Guy were perhaps a little naive.
Pairing: Magneto/Pyro, implied Magneto/Mystique, Pyro/Iceman, Iceman/Rogue
Warnings: well, I suppose Pyro technically isn't legal yet, so there is that whole underage sex thing...

the thing about being a Bad Guy is...