*stabs things*

[kaydeefalls]

OMG STUPID ROOMIE AND STUPID ROOMIE'S BOYFRIEND GO AWAY AND WATCH FAMILY GUY SOMEWHERE ELSE AND LEAVE ME ALONE I AM TRYING TO READ PORN WRITE MY FINAL PAPER.

I want a single. No. I want my own APARTMENT. Where I can live all alone and read my porn and write papers in peace.

*turns up volume on headphones liek whoa*

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[newredshoes]

PRETEND YOU'RE POSSESSED. Be a medium! Be like, "Hey, would you mind tu-dfjhasfljkh aaaauuuuuuuuuuughooooooooooooooooooooooooooooFAH! Good heavens, what is that racket? YOU MUST ALL BE MAD. TURN THAT REVOLTING SCANDALOUS THEATRICAL TRIPE DOWN. I am only sorry for you as a human creature! YOU REPTILE!"

...er, why you'd be channeling Queensberry, I'm not sure, but if you do, be sure to let James in on all the ups and downs of keeping up those mutton chops.

[trivetmonger.livejournal.com]

Ok: I want my own APARTMENT too, where I can live alone and not have to climb over my depressed slacker smoker roommate's piles upon piles of crap and clothes and dirty dishes and garbage and papers and where I can have time with my girl by myself without fear of interruption or of drunken people screaming in the hallways at 3AM. Let's move off campus.