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[kaydeefalls]

My mission: to compare and contrast the use of alcohol and drunkenness as symbols/themes in Kurt Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse-Five and Leslie Marmon Silko's Ceremony. Discussion questions: 1. Will kaydee actually be able to bullshit 5-7 pages about beer? 2. How long will it take kaydee to ferret out the alcohol references in her much-scribbled-in copy of Vonnegut? 3. Why is kaydee still procrastinating? 4. Will kaydee get any sleep tonight? 5. Does this draft actually matter at all, in the scheme of things?

Discuss amongst yourselves.