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So apparently, I shouldn't reread Good Omens whilst waiting for Sims2 to load, because it gives me Notions.
Notions involving me CLEARLY needing sims versions of the Them.
And, y'know, what with the Them still being kids an' all, the game requires me to provide parents.
And CLEARLY the only suitable game!parents for the Them are Aziraphale and Crowley.
And then I got somewhat trigger-happy with the snapshot function.
So, yeah. Here's the lovely family snapshot. Technically speaking, Aziraphale and Crowley are just roommates at this point. Adam and Brian are Crowley's kids and Wensleydale and Pepper are Aziraphale's kids. This, too, is part of the ineffable plan (being that Adam ought to go with Crowley and Wensleydale is rather Aziraphale-ish, and I'm probably gonna have Pepper hook up with Adam once they're older so she had to not be Adam's sister, and Brian just got sorted in the mix).
Crowley's eyes are actually this creeping glowing amber-ish color behind the shades. Aziraphale...well, I was torn between making him canonically frumpy or fanonically hot, so that was the best compromise I could come up with. His haircut hasn't been fashionable for several decades, at least. Pepper and Wensleydale have clearly become overwhelmed by their "father"'s ineffable goodness, and are simply exploding with joy. Brian is the one grinning adorably up at the camera, and yes, I realize that the book doesn't say he's black, but then again, the book doesn't say he's white, either, so neener. And Adam is...well, I think he looks vaguely evil and plotting, but he might just be smiling for the picture. Hard to tell, really.
Within seconds of loading them into their house, Adam and Brian broke out into a lively game of cops and robbers. Which is rather fitting, really, since I'm putting Aziraphale on the law enforcement career track and Crowley on the life of crime one. And in the end, Aziraphale will be a superhero and Crowley will be a supervillain, and they'll go off to work thwarting each other all day and then come home and have a nice pot of tea together. It will be amazing.
Anyway, yeah, so Brian is adorable. The resolution on the snapshots is shite because my laptop doesn't have all that much memory, so you probably can't appreciate the adorableness that is Brian. Just trust me on this one.
Adam gets +500 points for shooting people! His real daddy would be so proud.
All right, so I may overdose on the Adam-Brian show a bit. They're just that awesome. All of this is completely undirected by me, incidentally.
Adam cackles evilly as Brian begs for mercy. This is SO how all of the Them's games end up.
In the meantime, Wensleydale starts painting. Why, I don't know. Pepper is off sulking somewhere because she has no one to play with.
Then Pepper realizes, "what the hell do I need stupid boys for? I have a BED to play with!" Incidentally, Pepper is the cutest little tomboy ever.
Adam and Brian have progressed from shooting each other to...punching each other. Boys.
Where have all the adults gone, you might ask?
Well, Aziraphale seems to have stumbled upon the Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter. He'll be busy for a while.
And Crowley is having a heated argument with a mirror.
Eventually, some neighbors stop by and Aziraphale treats them all to a rousing game of kicky bag. Seriously. The man has no concept of cool. Wensleydale watches the adults longingly, wondering why his totally uncool adoptive father has so many more friends than him.
Y'know, this WAS a me-perving-on-Crowley-in-the-shower shot, but the resolution is so crap here that I'm not sure how I can justify it. I thin kit should be said that the image res in the game itself is much better than this. I'm not sure why it comes out so poorly in the snapshots. Woe.
So after several sims!hours managing the adults and Pepper and Wensleydale, it occurs to me that I have no idea where Adam and Brian are or what they're doing.
The answer, of course, is that they're having a pillow fight right next to a massive, inexplicable puddle. I love those boys. So, so, so much.
And then they proceed to splash around in the puddle for a while.
Later that night, Crowley wickedly pulls the ol' joy buzzer prank on his favorite roomie.
Aziraphale is NOT amused.
The Them all collapse into beds shortly after sundown. N'awww. They're all cute and innocent-looking when they sleep.
After the first day, I stop taking so many snapshots, so I'm less sure about what order the rest go in. Ah, whatever, this isn't a proper story anyway.
Before school, Adam takes a moment to relax on ihs bed and daydream about...Pepper. Well, then. Puberty's hitting a bit early, I see.
The Them head off to school. Aziraphale and Crowley let out a collective sigh of relief. They SO never signed up for this parenting thing.
Later that day, Pepper gives Brian a mighty thwack in the shoulder. Brian's just like, "wtf is she doing?"
Crowley and Adam are best friends now. N'awww.
It should be noted that these kids really seem to love their chessboard.
Like, a LOT.
Wensleydale is such a cute ickle scholar.
Aziraphale is obsessive-compulsive about cleaning. Seriously. This is just one example of many in which he randomly wanders off to clean things. Then again, given the HAVOC Brian tends to wreak in the bathrooms, this is probably a good thing. (He, like, breaks the shower every time he's in it, and then jumps around in the puddles until they threaten to take over the rest of the house. It's pretty incredible.)
Later that night, Aziraphale and Crowley spontaneously indulge in a pillow fight, while Brian watches on adoringly. He's so lucky to have adoptive parents who understand the necessity of pillow fights.
WELL WHAT DID YOU EXPECT REALLY? Although I refuse to have them sex each other until after the Them are teenagers, at least. Those kids have NO sense of privacy yet. I don't want to scar them for life.
And that's that. For now, anyway.
Notions involving me CLEARLY needing sims versions of the Them.
And, y'know, what with the Them still being kids an' all, the game requires me to provide parents.
And CLEARLY the only suitable game!parents for the Them are Aziraphale and Crowley.
And then I got somewhat trigger-happy with the snapshot function.
So, yeah. Here's the lovely family snapshot. Technically speaking, Aziraphale and Crowley are just roommates at this point. Adam and Brian are Crowley's kids and Wensleydale and Pepper are Aziraphale's kids. This, too, is part of the ineffable plan (being that Adam ought to go with Crowley and Wensleydale is rather Aziraphale-ish, and I'm probably gonna have Pepper hook up with Adam once they're older so she had to not be Adam's sister, and Brian just got sorted in the mix).
Crowley's eyes are actually this creeping glowing amber-ish color behind the shades. Aziraphale...well, I was torn between making him canonically frumpy or fanonically hot, so that was the best compromise I could come up with. His haircut hasn't been fashionable for several decades, at least. Pepper and Wensleydale have clearly become overwhelmed by their "father"'s ineffable goodness, and are simply exploding with joy. Brian is the one grinning adorably up at the camera, and yes, I realize that the book doesn't say he's black, but then again, the book doesn't say he's white, either, so neener. And Adam is...well, I think he looks vaguely evil and plotting, but he might just be smiling for the picture. Hard to tell, really.
Within seconds of loading them into their house, Adam and Brian broke out into a lively game of cops and robbers. Which is rather fitting, really, since I'm putting Aziraphale on the law enforcement career track and Crowley on the life of crime one. And in the end, Aziraphale will be a superhero and Crowley will be a supervillain, and they'll go off to work thwarting each other all day and then come home and have a nice pot of tea together. It will be amazing.
Anyway, yeah, so Brian is adorable. The resolution on the snapshots is shite because my laptop doesn't have all that much memory, so you probably can't appreciate the adorableness that is Brian. Just trust me on this one.
Adam gets +500 points for shooting people! His real daddy would be so proud.
All right, so I may overdose on the Adam-Brian show a bit. They're just that awesome. All of this is completely undirected by me, incidentally.
Adam cackles evilly as Brian begs for mercy. This is SO how all of the Them's games end up.
In the meantime, Wensleydale starts painting. Why, I don't know. Pepper is off sulking somewhere because she has no one to play with.
Then Pepper realizes, "what the hell do I need stupid boys for? I have a BED to play with!" Incidentally, Pepper is the cutest little tomboy ever.
Adam and Brian have progressed from shooting each other to...punching each other. Boys.
Where have all the adults gone, you might ask?
Well, Aziraphale seems to have stumbled upon the Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter. He'll be busy for a while.
And Crowley is having a heated argument with a mirror.
Eventually, some neighbors stop by and Aziraphale treats them all to a rousing game of kicky bag. Seriously. The man has no concept of cool. Wensleydale watches the adults longingly, wondering why his totally uncool adoptive father has so many more friends than him.
Y'know, this WAS a me-perving-on-Crowley-in-the-shower shot, but the resolution is so crap here that I'm not sure how I can justify it. I thin kit should be said that the image res in the game itself is much better than this. I'm not sure why it comes out so poorly in the snapshots. Woe.
So after several sims!hours managing the adults and Pepper and Wensleydale, it occurs to me that I have no idea where Adam and Brian are or what they're doing.
The answer, of course, is that they're having a pillow fight right next to a massive, inexplicable puddle. I love those boys. So, so, so much.
And then they proceed to splash around in the puddle for a while.
Later that night, Crowley wickedly pulls the ol' joy buzzer prank on his favorite roomie.
Aziraphale is NOT amused.
The Them all collapse into beds shortly after sundown. N'awww. They're all cute and innocent-looking when they sleep.
After the first day, I stop taking so many snapshots, so I'm less sure about what order the rest go in. Ah, whatever, this isn't a proper story anyway.
Before school, Adam takes a moment to relax on ihs bed and daydream about...Pepper. Well, then. Puberty's hitting a bit early, I see.
The Them head off to school. Aziraphale and Crowley let out a collective sigh of relief. They SO never signed up for this parenting thing.
Later that day, Pepper gives Brian a mighty thwack in the shoulder. Brian's just like, "wtf is she doing?"
Crowley and Adam are best friends now. N'awww.
It should be noted that these kids really seem to love their chessboard.
Like, a LOT.
Wensleydale is such a cute ickle scholar.
Aziraphale is obsessive-compulsive about cleaning. Seriously. This is just one example of many in which he randomly wanders off to clean things. Then again, given the HAVOC Brian tends to wreak in the bathrooms, this is probably a good thing. (He, like, breaks the shower every time he's in it, and then jumps around in the puddles until they threaten to take over the rest of the house. It's pretty incredible.)
Later that night, Aziraphale and Crowley spontaneously indulge in a pillow fight, while Brian watches on adoringly. He's so lucky to have adoptive parents who understand the necessity of pillow fights.
WELL WHAT DID YOU EXPECT REALLY? Although I refuse to have them sex each other until after the Them are teenagers, at least. Those kids have NO sense of privacy yet. I don't want to scar them for life.
And that's that. For now, anyway.
