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[kaydeefalls]

I bought a new bag o' salad a few days ago, in my continued quest to Eat Slightly Healthier. I ate one bowl's worth of it earlier this week, but then I was out of dressing so haven't eaten any more since. Today I bought more dressing, and went to get out the salad.

My salad, it is GONE. As far as I can tell, I was the only person eating it (at least, I was the only person who ate the last bag of salad I bought), but either the salad gnomes have come and stolen my food, or one of my roommates managed to eat the rest of the BAG in the past two days. Without my noticing. Um.

This is mildly frustrating. I mean, not that other people are eating my food, because dude, I realize the fridge is a communal area. I eat their food too sometimes. I'm just really surprised that she managed to consume the entire bag so quickly. Hmph.

I'm kind of looking forward to living alone come fall.

ETA: salad found, hidden behind microwave. Which begs the question -- who leaves salad out on a hot summer day to rot instead of sticking it back in the fridge? And since neither roomie has been home since this morning, I have to assume it's been there since yesterday. Um. Joy?

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[trivetmonger.livejournal.com]

I recommend 1) hidden cameras and 2) a new bag of salad. Salad is unlike a fine wine, in that it fails to improve year after year. As a matter of fact, if you've had a salad for a whole year it most likely does not resemble salad any longer. It likely resembles dirt. Mmmmm. Dirt.

ETA: Probably about 45 minutes. The midtown tunnel is backed up something bad.