When have I ever been able to resist temptation?

[kaydeefalls]

1)If you could be instantly fluent in one other language that you currently do not read or speak, which would it be?
Spanish. Damn, that would come in handy. Technically, I can read it. Sometimes. Using my mad French and Italian skills to guess the words. But speak it? Hell, no.

2)If you could have the starring role in any film already made, what would it be?
I prefer the sidekick parts, myself. Rizzo in Grease. Oh, shaddup. It's not my favorite movie, not by a long shot, but I love that character. She would be so damn much fun to play.

3)If you could receive one small package this very moment, who would it be from and what would be in it?
In the spirit of all that is cliched, I must steal Darcy's answer. Partly. VIP tix to the NYC premieres of TTT and RotK, I don't care who gives 'em to me. ...Wait. Changed my mind. The infamous and possibly nonexistant "photographs" involving several LotR cast members in a compromising situation. Just because I wanna know who was actually involved. ;)

4)If you could own one painting from any collection in the world but were not able to sell it, which work of art would you select?
"Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte," by Georges Seurat.

5)If you were instantly able to play one musical instrument perfectly that you never have played before, what would it be?
Drums.

6)If you could possess one supernatural ability, what would it be?
To be able to stop time, or speed it up.

7)If you had to choose the most valuable thing you ever learned what would it be?
THINK before you act/speak/breathe.

8)If you could have only one piece of furniture in your house, what would it be?
I like my bed. I'll keep my bed. It's big and comfy, and good for doing work on. And please get your minds out of the gutter.

9)If you could read the private diary of someone you know personally, whose diary would it be?
I probably wouldn't actually want to know...

10)If you could have one person you know as your slave for one month, who would it be?
What's the point of that? Oh, Tari, I suppose. She could do all my schoolwork for me. Take exams, and such. ::nods enthusiastically::

11)If you could choose the way you will die, how would you want it to happen?
Quick and painless. In my sleep, for example.

12)If you could wake up tomorrow to learn that the major newspaper headlines were about you, what would you want them to say?
I just won the Tony award, didn't you know?

13)If you won the lottery, what is the first thing you would do?
Pay for college.

14)If you could choose the music at your funeral, what would it be, and who would play it?
Well, isn't this a cheery question? "Dante's Prayer," Loreena McKennitt. That is all.

15)If you could take away the vocal cords of any person, who would it be?
Spear Britney!

16)If you had to describe your idea of the perfect mate, how would you do it?
I can't. There is no formula for him. He just...exists, flaws and all, and with a little luck I'll find him someday, and recognize him.

17)If you had to have a personal friend redecorate your house, who would you pick to do it?
Maeve. She's gonna be a set designer one day, y'know. ::nods sagely::

18)If you had to choose the worst home you've ever lived in, which one was it?
Um. Very limited experience. Only have lived in three. I'd say my current one -- BEFORE it was fixed up.

19)If you could have prevented one thing from happening between you and a friend, what would it have been?
The dumbfuckingshit I did to Violeta back in 7th grade. She moved at the end of that year, and we've lost touch since, and I know she forgave me, but. I was so fucking stupid and inadvertantly cruel. What kills me is that I actually thought I was helping.

20)If you could learn the total number of hours you have spent in your life doing one thing, what would it be?
Sitting in the audience of a theater, watching a show.

21)If you had to describe yourself as a child in one word, what would it be?
Imaginative. I was (and am, for that matter) an only child, and a little lonely. I made up whole worlds around me.

22)If you could own a single prop from any film ever made what would you choose?
One of the elven brooches from LotR. Want!

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x.x what is your name... or... what would you like to be called? kaydee will do.
x.x How old are you...... you adolescent you? Leave me 'lone.
x.x Where are you currently living.. or Hiding? In a slightly-larger-than-average apartment in NYC.
x.x When is the anniversary of your birth? June 17. Send money. Or hobbits, whatever.
x.x What's your sign, baby? What the hell does it matter? Don't believe in astrology.
x.x Chinese zodiac? *nobody is a chopstick... so i better not see that on your answers* See previous question.
x.x Eyes. they're great huh? you can see out of them... and if you lose one, you always have one extra. what color do yours happen to be? Very brown.
x.x You know.. that stuff on your head? no not that... YES, your hair, what color is it? Also very brown. How exciting.
x.x Fine. we'll be normal for once. how tall are you? 5'3". Short. And I don't really mind all that much.
x.x raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.... these are a few of my favorite things. what are yours? My computer. My Broadway posters. My books. Broadway shows.
x.x red orange yellow green blue and violet..... what's your favorite color? Red.
x.x Twinkle twinkle little-- oops sorry... got carried away. well know that you know *mine*, what's *your* favorite song? Ack...too...many...head...imploding...
x.x Shoup, droup, floup, houp. what on earth is your favorite group? Beatles.
x.x Meow.. Purrr...How about you tell me your favorite animal? I like my hamster.
x.x I see shapes... weee.SHAPES COLORFUL SHAPES.. so what shape do you see (in other words which one is your favorite)? Bob the Doodle. What? He's a shape, I tell you!
x.x AHAHAHAHAHAHHA. friends. so funny. so tell me...... what TV show do you like to laugh at.. er.. with? Whose Line Is It Anyway? Not a rhetorical question. My answer.
x.x one fish two fish red fish blue fish..... advanced book, huh? what's your favorite book? Changes on a regular basis. At the moment, Tom Clancy is my bitch, and anything he's written goes. Also, "Ender's Game." Orson Scott Card.
x.x take off your clothes-- oops! *turns off disney* i really love that movie. what's your favorite? Hahaha, I love the Disney dirty bits. Oh, right. Me. My top five: LotR, Schindler's List, A Fish Called Wanda, The Usual Suspects, Star Wars (original trilogy)
x.x mwahahah. i know you. i know you're supposed to be doing your homework, but instead you're taking this wonderful survey. speaking of school... what happens to be your favorite subject? I'm in a bit of a rut at the moment. Get back to me later.
Eenie meenie mini moe...
x.x paper, rock, or scissors? Dude. We actually have Rock, Paper, Scissors tournaments at my school. Are we geeks or what?
x.x Coke or Weed? Athelas art a weed! ...I'll bet it is. ::snickers::
x.x Snap Crackle or Pop? Bah.
x.x Fingers or Toes? Um? Fingers.
x.x ABC's or 123's? This survey is going to make my head go boom.
x.x Hair or Wigs? Hair.
x.x Black or White? Many shades of grey.
x.x Fish or Ducks? Rubber ducky, you're the one...
x.x Cats or Dogs? Hamsters.
x.x Meese or Moose? Meese? MEESE!
x.x French or Spanish? French, because I've been studying it for twelve friggin' years.
x.x Band or Orchestra? Chorus. Fuckers.
x.x Socks or Shoes? Socks. Specifically, the ones with the dancing sheep.
x.x Jack Off Jill or Kittie? Wh'fuck?
x.x Bath or Shower? Shower.
x.x Puddle or Mudd? Puddle.
x.x 6 or 9? 69. Oh, come on, the survey was asking for it!
x.x Front or Back? Of...?
x.x Rainy or Sunny? Rain is nice, but sunny.
x.x Loud or Quiet? Depends.
x.x Big or Small? Size doesn't matter.
x.x Lights on or Lights off? Definitely depends.
x.x Witch or Wizard? Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
x.x Mouse or Rat? Hamster, dammit!
x.x Skateboarding or Shopping Cart Surfing? Rollerblading.
x.x Lemon Chicken or Death? Lemon Curry?
x.x Cubs or Sox? YANKEES, you fuckers!
x.x Dead or Live Journal? Livejournal.
x.x Soda or Pop? Soda! I once got into a week-long argument about this with a girl friom Nebraska. I kid you not.
x.x Silver or Gold? Silver.
x.x Hot or Cold? Cold.
Getting to know you.. *lightning flashes, thunder booms* *but, ironically, your power doesn't go out because you need to be filling out this survey for us*
x.x What are you wearing right now? black sparkly top with little pouffy sleeve-type-things at the shoulders (think Shakespearean costumes), boring blue flare jeans, black socks, my Star of David necklace, earrings.
x.x Have you ever heard the phrase stop to 'smell the roses'? Yes, I have, and no I don't.
x.x it's rude to type with your mouth full! what are you eating? I'm not!
x.x come here, sit on my lap, youngin'. what do *you* want for christmas? Well, I got my DVD, so...not sure, actually.
x.x Your computer desk is a mess... what is all that stuff? It's disgustingly clean and boring, actually. I share this computer. Can't clutter it up.
x.x so... tell me.. what's on your mind? That's strictly classified information. To reveal it might compromise our agents in the field. (yes, I'm in one of THOSE moods)
a word is worth 1000 pictures
x.x Fred: Freddy the Knife! (don't ask. please.)
x.x Bugs: Yuck.
x.x Bob: BOB THE DOODLE! (again, don't ask)
x.x Knee: Why yes, I have two.
x.x Soap: Opera.
x.x Star: Death Star.
x.x Vampires: Anklebiters, and it's all Lydia's fault.
x.x Lemons: Good when it's a tea, bad when it's a car.
x.x Disney: heh, naughty bits.
x.x Harry Potter: Mmmph.
x.x Cats: tigers.
x.x Jack Off Jill: Huh?
x.x San Francisco: UCBerkeley.
x.x Violin: Screech
x.x THIS Survey: annoying
x.x Lemon Volleyball: fuck.
x.x Dirt: gimme the dirt.
x.x Hi: ...on chorus. Heh.
x.x Bye: Sod off.
x.x Shopping Carts: WHEE!
x.x Donkey: talking
x.x Fish: fish heads, fish heads, rolly poley fish heads...
x.x Stupid: Italian
x.x Smart: foods.
x.x supercalifragilisticexpealidocious: there's a bad pun here...
x.x Umbrella: merde, il pleut.
x.x Fruit: Dom. ::hides::
x.x Christmas: commercialism
x.x Boo: eek!
x.x Squid: Calimari.
x.x Pimp: Clancy.
x.x Vanilla Coke: blech.
Girl talk (aka blah blah blah)
x.x do you stuff your bra? oh c'mon... we know you do..: no, actually, I don't, thanks.
x.x Makeup? good, bad, or hungry? eh in moderation
x.x that thong tha thong thong thong..... wearing one today? no. ow.
x.x Okay girls.. get out your calculators *small electrical device that does math for you*... how MANY pairs of shoes DO you own? ...just went and counted. 8. Only two of which I wear on a regular basis.
x.x come on. tell us the truth. is that *really* your true hair color? yes. who would dye their hair brown?
x.x do you like a man with muscles.. or.. not? not too many.
x.x tall or short men? anything taller than me is fine. but not too much taller.
x.x okay picture your dream guy... *please put some clothes on him..thanks* does he have long or short hair? relatively short.
x.x are you into the *sk8er bois*, the brothaz, the goths, the actors, the jocks or the. the freaks? actors. I admit it.
x.x we've all pranced into bath and body works at one time and another, what was your favorite scent there? I don't LIKE that store.
x.x you're a girl.. so.. hopefully you are into the whole hygeine thing. *hopefully* how long do you shower every day? varies depending on mood. 10-15 min, usually.
x.x okay you're at the mall *yay* what's the FIRST store you run into and waste all your money? bookstore. I'm a dork.
x.x do re me fa so la te do!! *glass shatters* are you a good singer? I'm decent. Nothing outstanding, but I can hold my own.

And thank god it's over.