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[kaydeefalls]

BASICS THAT BORE YOU
First off, what's your name? kaydee falls. Oh, you meant RL? Not kaydee falls.
Why did your parents name you that, and do you wish they hadn't? My real name was a character in my mom's favorite book as a child. I like it, even though I can't stand the book it came from OR the character I'm named after...
How old are you? seventeen, aight? Not my fault.
How old are you emotionally? I haven't the foggiest.
How about mentally? see above.

SEX, ETC.
Let's get this one over with- have you ever even had sex before? No. I haven't. So sue me.
If you're a virgin, do you plan on having sex before you get married? Why or why not? I have no objections to premarital sex. I just don't think I'm ready for it yet. Also, haven't met the right person. But, yeah, sex before marriage is a good thing.
Are you straight, bisexual, gay, or lesbian? Straight, as far as I know.
Do you feel comfortable talking about sexual things or uncomfortable? Depends on who I'm talking to.
Do you feel comfortable talking about sexual things regarding your own experiences, what turns you on, etc.? Should I be ashamed of being a virgin? I'm young yet. And I am inexperienced. It doesn't really embarrass me.
Do you, or have you ever masturbated? Do you think it's okay for members of the sex opposite your own to masturbate and why or why not? What people do to their own bodies is their own business. I'm certainly not going to impose my own, personal morality on anyone else. (Although I have no objections to masturbation, so...)
If you're a teenager, are your hormones making you undoubtedly horny? Yeah. So?
Have you ever had a sexual dream before, or "wet dream?": It happens.
What do you think of pornography? Have you ever seen it? Don't particularly care. Oh, wait, that's right, I read gay porn, don't I? Then I guess I approve. ;)
Do you have any fetishes or things that automatically start to turn you on? No fetishes that I know of. I s'pose there may be some just waiting to come out, but...
Are you flexible? Do flexible people turn you on? ::smiles::
How do sex scenes in movies make you feel? Disgusted? Hot? Really, really depends on the movie. And who I'm watching it with.
Did you lie on, or avoid answering any of the above questions? I guess I avoided a couple. Oh, well.

LOVE
Do you believe in love as a concept? Sure.
Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend? Not at the moment, no.
Do you love them? Why or why not? Don't bloody have one.
How long have you been together? Okay, this is getting ridiculous.
If you answered no to the first question in this section, do you have a crush? Yes.
Do you love them? No. It's a crush!
On a scale of 1-10, one being the least and ten being the most, how important is your boyfriend, girlfriend, or crush to you? About 5, I guess. It amuses/intrigues me, but I don't obsess over it.
On a scale of 1-10, how important is the way your boyfriend's/girlfriend's/crush's family feel about you to you? Really couldn't give a fuck. It's a crush, for chrissakes!
If your family hated your crush, boyfriend, or girlfriend, would you still go out with them? Probably, yeah. Unless they had really good reasons for hating him.
Does your family hate your crush, boyfriend, or girlfriend? ::sighs::
Are you physically attracted to your crush, boyfriend, or girlfriend? Why or why not? Yes. Just because.
Do you think The Beatles were high when they wrote the song, "All You Need is Love?" Are you kidding me? That's one of their more coherent later songs!
How do you know when you love someone? When you know and love all their faults as well as their strengths.

FRIENDS
Who is/are your best closest friend/s of the opposite sex? trivetmonger, Robbie Jr., Ander, Bennett, Anyo...
Who is/are you best closest friend/s of the same sex? ldmoonflower, lush_rimbaud, Tash, Maeve...
Name one or two people you know you would die for: Um...
On a scale of 1-10, how important are your friends to you? 9.5
Have you ever fallen in love with a friend? How did that work out, if you did? Yes. Badly. And I never told him (although I know he found out), mainly because I knew it would never work out. And it didn't.
How well do your friends know you? Do you think they would still be your friends if they knew EVERYTHING, no exceptions, about you? If so, which friends? I'm not sure. They all know PARTS of me very, very well. But...
Ten years from now, which friends do you hope to still be in touch with? Why? Everyone. Just because.

YOUR PSYCHE
Do you have any diagnosed mental disorders? If so, what? Nope.
Do you have any undiagnosed mental disorders? If so, what? I plead the fifth.
If you do in fact have a diagnosed or even undiagnosed mental disorder, describe what it feels like and/or your personal experiences with it. n/a
Have you ever been to a therapist, psychiatrist, or psychologist before? If so, were they helpful to you? Never have. Hopefully never will.
Do you think your dreams are a window into your soul? Or do they have any significance at all? Mine are usually either a jumble of weird situations involving things that happened and people interecting with people they would never actually meet, or illustrations of the things I want or fear the most.
Do you feel insecure with your own person? Have a self-esteem problem? If so, why do you think you do? I'm a teenager. Hence, insecure. Could be worse.

RELIGION AND PHILOSOPHY
What religion or system of beliefs, if any, do you subscribe to? I was born half-Jewish, half-Episcopalian. I now call myself Jewish. I am actually a rather secular agnostic. I'm far more interested in the Jewish CULTURE than religion.
Is this a mainstream religion? Yes
What do you think about non-mainstream religions? No objections. I sure as hell don't know who's right, so who am I to condemn anyone else?
How much do you actually know about non-mainstream religions? Varying amounts, but overall not too much.
Have you ever tried to convert someone to your own religion? Why or why not? No. Believe what you want, I'll believe what I want. I will never impose my personal beliefs on others.
What is your overall opinion of televangelists? A lot of fun to make fun of and impersonate in Improv!
What is your opinion of evangelists in general? Irritate the fuck out of me. Religion is PERSONAL. Don't shove your god in my face.
If you could ask God or whomever you choose as a supreme being one question, and only one, what would it be? (If you're an atheist just skip ahead.) Why are you allowing your followers to fuck everything up so badly?

MUSIC
Is music important to you? Why or why not? Yes. I love music. I'm always singing.
Do you sing? If so, do you sing well? Yes, I sing, and I'm a decent singer. Nothing spectacular, but I can hold my own.
What instruments do you play, if any? I don't.
Do you or have you ever written music before? Yes, for music class, and a couple of times just because. It was...um...amateurish.
What do you think of Eminem? Don't like his music, don't care to know anything about him, wish Lydia would stop talking about him.
In your opinion, what band is the best of all time? (Name a few if you can't decide.) BEATLES.

Now for the lightning round. Do you like...
Pop music: rarely
Rock music: yes
Punk music: every now and then
Rap music: every now and then
Hip-Hop/R&B: eh
Country: rarely
Jazz: yes
Classical: usually
New Age: eh
What is one band/singer you absolutely love that no one else does or seems to have heard about? Tangerine Dream!

MOVIES, TV, ETC.
What is your favorite tv show? NYPD Blue, The Practice, Whose Line Is It Anyway?. Used to be X-Files, but...
What is your favorite movie? Top five - LotR, A Fish Called Wanda, original Star Wars trilogy, Schindler's List, The Usual Suspects.
If someone made a movie about your life, do you think anyone would want to see it? Pretty boring so far...
What is your favorite TV character? Alex Krycek (X-Files)
What is your favorite movie character? Han Solo
Favourite actor? oh, lord...Kevin Kline?
Favourite actress? Nicole Kidman, or maybe Dame Judi Dench

WHAT ABOUT FAVOURITE BOOKS AND BOOK CHARACTERS, FOLKS?
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, LotR, anything by Tom Clancy, e (yes, that's a book title)... Character - too damn many.

ISSUES
What is your stance on abortion? I don't believe in them. But I've never been in that situation, and don't feel I should impose my morality on others, so I am strongly pro-choice. Just because I wouldn't do it doesn't mean I can take the right away from anyone else.
What is your opinion on gay people being allowed to get married? Yes, they should. End of story.
What is your opinion on gay couple adopting? They should be allowed to. I know a few gay couples who've adopted kids. Those children are turning out just fine. And why wouldn't they?
Do you have a political party affiliation? Democratic, I guess, although I'm moderate as fuck.
What do you think about sex before marriage? Sure. Go for it.
Tell us one thing you're pretty sure no one knows about. You don't want to know.