mph.

[kaydeefalls]

Little things that annoy the hell out of me:
1. Extreme Tolkien fundamentalists. Now, it's one thing to be snarky about the Faramir issue. Major plot changes. Sure. But the neurotic nitpicks? No, Peter Jackson didn't film the pages of the book. You poor dears.
2. Certain Dom/Lij shippers. Not all of y'all, and certainly none of you. But. Why do so many fans of this pairing seem to lack all knowledge of basic spelling and grammar? And why are they all so bloody defensive/smug all the time? Meh. My own "OTP," and yet I'm starting to understand why so much of the fandom dislikes us...
3. AP Hell. 'Nuff said.

All right. That's all. Please return to your regularly scheduled...um...whatever.

Comments

[gabbyhope.livejournal.com]

yet I'm starting to understand why so much of the fandom dislikes us...

*pats*

Maybe someone should write a good fic... a really good fic... that is nice and properly written and not teeny and imperfect, but smart and sexy, but there needn't be any sex, because since when is only sex sexy?

*bats her eyelashes*

[kaydeefalls.livejournal.com]

::grins:: Are you volunteering?

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[gabbyhope.livejournal.com]

....damn you.

hmmph.

Why? ...is that a dare?

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[kaydeefalls.livejournal.com]

Oh, absolutely. ;)

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[gabbyhope.livejournal.com]

Okay, then.

But, y'see, the thing is... I dare you right back. I will if you will.

*grins*

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[kaydeefalls.livejournal.com]

Oh, is this some kind of twisted Slasha thing where we give each other pairings and genres and shit? ::snickers::

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[gabbyhope.livejournal.com]

Erm. Well. *You* never signed up for Slasha in the first place! *grins*

But, no, not at all. Just... I want domlijah. Good domlijah. And if I'm going to wring it out of you, I may as well write something of my own in exchange, right? No need to say, okay, they're in a car, right? And Dom is wearing tights and Elijah has a tutu and... bla bla bla.

Of course, I could be full of shit and you could tell me to fuck off, you have better things to do, and I could just keep writing the five other things that are bombarding me, but still! Domlijah. *Good* Domlijah. *bats her eyelashes*

[kaydeefalls.livejournal.com]

No need to say, okay, they're in a car, right? And Dom is wearing tights and Elijah has a tutu and...
::smirks:: Watch me write that, just to spite you.

...except not. Right. Domlijah. Maybe once AP Hell stops sucking out my soul. Oy vey.

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[gabbyhope.livejournal.com]

Watch me write that, just to spite you.

I think Kate's already got that bit covered... *grins*

And, woot! Yes. Deal. Got it. *nods*

*slaps AP Hell away* shoo!

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[kaydeefalls.livejournal.com]

I think Kate's already got that bit covered...
Aw, phooey. And I was SO looking forward to it... ;)

*slaps AP Hell away* shoo!
Oh, man. If only it were that easy.

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[gabbyhope.livejournal.com]

And I was SO looking forward to it... ;)

Ohh, I bet you were. I could see those gears of yours working on what color *exactly* would Dom's tights be. And the position of the ruffle thingies in Elijah's tutu. You know it.

If only it were that easy.

Yes. I remember quite well. Hiss, memories of AP Bio and English... but you shall prevail and all of that. Write domlijah you shall! < / yoda >

[kaydeefalls.livejournal.com]

I could see those gears of yours working on what color *exactly* would Dom's tights be.
I admit, I'm torn between chartruse and ecru. Or perhaps paisley.

Now, do I respond to Yoda as petulant-brooding-annoying Luke, petulant-brooding-annoying Anakin, or...hmmm. Never noticed that before. Must run in the family.

And ahahaha, AP Bio, the one course I WASN'T foolish enough to take!

[juleskicks.livejournal.com]

I have nothing constructive to add to that, so I'll just say "word" and skedaddle. *grin*

[kaydeefalls.livejournal.com]

The "word" is muchly appreciated. ;)

[jimmyrabbitte.livejournal.com]

Damn skippy. I still maintain, though, that Jackson did a much better job with Faramir than Tolkien did. He's a much more dynamic character in TTT: The Movie, and will actually have something to do in ROTK, hopefully. And I enjoyed AP Hell, even though it did end up kicking my ass six ways to Sunday. Two or three things I know for sure, and one of them is that class is hard. (That was bad. I sorry, I go back to watching "The Fugitive" now.)

[kaydeefalls.livejournal.com]

Heck yes, PJ's Faramir is more interesting than Tolkien's. He's almost, say, three-dimensional. Gasp gasp shock shock. But at least I can see where the Faramir!Critics are coming from, even if I don't agree with 'em.

My ass has only been kicked five ways to Wednesday, but I'm sure Ms. D is working on it...