got you where you wanna go if you know what I mean

[kaydeefalls]

...wait, I'm supposed to post things when I make them? Shit. I have become so bad at fandom, guys. So, so bad. Anyway, Festivids happened a few weeks ago and I made a thing.

So this happened. Because there's nothing quite like choosing a song that's all about sex metaphors and then taking the lyrics 100% literally. At least I amuse myself, right?

Shut Up and Drive
Fandom: Speed (1994)
Music: "Shut Up and Drive" by Weep, covering Rihanna
Summary: Got all the drive but a whole lot of boom in the back.
Disclaimer: not mine, no profit, don't sue.
Download: Mediafire (.mov, 89 MB)

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I've been looking for a driver who's qualified
So if you think that you're the one step into my ride
I'm a fine-tuned supersonic speed machine
With a sunroof top and a gangster lean

So if you feel me let me know
Come on now what you waiting for
My engine's ready to explode
So start me up and watch me go, go, go, go

Got you where you wanna go if you know what i mean
Got a ride that smoother than a limosine
Can you handle the curves? Can you run all the lights?
If you can baby boy then we can go all night
Cos I'm 0 to 60 in three point five
Baby you got the keys-

Now shut up and drive
Shut up and drive

I got class like a 57 cadillac
Got all the drive but a whole lot of boom in the back
You look like you can handle whats under my hood
You keep saying that you will boy I wish you would

So if you feel me let me know
Come on now what you waiting for
My engine's ready to explode
So start me up and watch me go, go, go, go

Got you where you wanna go if you know what i mean
Got a ride that smoother than a limosine
Can you handle the curves? Can you run all the lights?
If you can baby boy then we can go all night
Cos I'm 0 to 60 in three point five
Baby you got the keys-

Now shut up and drive
Shut up and drive

So if you feel me let me know
Come on now what you waiting for
My engine's ready to explode
So start me up and watch me go, go, go, go

Got you where you wanna go if you know what i mean
Got a ride that smoother than a limosine
Can you handle the curves? Can you run all the lights?
If you can baby boy then we can go all night
Cos I'm 0 to 60 in three point five
Baby you got the keys-

Now shut up and drive
Shut up and drive...