getcher Ewan McGregor here!

[kaydeefalls]

I have spent half an hour playiing and replaying a truly terrifying .mov of a Japanese commercial. Why, you ask? Because it stars Ewan McGregor. I can't link the clip due to the site's restrictions (only found it because Anyo was a member and was using my computer), and I can't host it due to free websites and lack of bandwidth...but I CAN cap the hell out of it.


Warning: shitload of pics ahead. If you have slow connections, then...ehm...


Ewan takes a hearty sip of Japan's favorite... ehm, actually, I haven't the faintest idea WHAT it is. Except apparently drinkable.


Just. Um. EYES. Yes. ::fans self::


"Let me get out of this CONFINING jacket..."


Methinks Ewan is going to strangle the director of the commercial with his tie. I approve.


Take it off...


Yes, yes, do get ON OFF with it!


Heh. It's hard to tell here, but the expressions on the faces of the other execs are just priceless. (I know, I know. "You're looking at the EXECS?!" ::sighs:: I'm a horrible fangirl.)


"I'm too sexy for my shirt..."


"...too sexy for my pants..."


"...too sexy for my polka-dotted boxers..."


Demonic!Ewan. Apparently, this Japanese drink-thing is so incredible that it makes Ewan want to be completely NEKKID. Unfortunately, the fucking incompetant cameraman didn't take proper advantage of the situation.


In fact, the drink-thing inspires Ewan to wear a truly snazzy red suit.


I think I liked him better nekkid.


Nekkid and unsubtitled.


But, sadly, Ewan is neither nekkid nor unsubtitled. He's actually an evil scary minion from Hell.


HEY! Background execs! Stop ogling him! He's MY evil scary minion from Hell!


What the heck, I'll take one!

Comments

[fearlessdiva.livejournal.com]

Oh my god! Scary. I love Ewan lots, and nekkid Ewan even more, but I'm scared of Ewan in this commerical. He really does look demonic. I wonder what the drink is. Too funny.

Thanks for sharing; I got a big kick out of that.

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[kaydeefalls.livejournal.com]

He is a terrifying beastie, isn't he? ::pets evilscaryminionfromhell!Ewan fondly::

Well, I couldn't keep all this terrifying-ness to myself, now could I? ;)

[oneangrykate.livejournal.com]

Oh my goodness.

*dies and is dead*

Why can't we have commercials like that here?

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[kaydeefalls.livejournal.com]

Because the American public wouldn't properly appreciate evil scary minions from Hell promoting dodgy cannned drinks. Or something. ::stabs American public with a rusty spork::

[bunniewabbit.livejournal.com]

Eeeeeeeeeee! Ewan! Thank you -- those are lovely. And scary. And lovely!

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[kaydeefalls.livejournal.com]

Always glad to share the lovelyscaryloveliness! It's so weird that I found something before anyone else...

[sympathetic-ink.livejournal.com]

::melts into strange little puddle on floor::

Okay...way too much imagination going on right now.

::hides::

Still, hot image. 'Specially the eyes.

::drools::

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[kaydeefalls.livejournal.com]

::cackles maniacally::