*sniffs milk suspiciously*

[kaydeefalls]

The new milk that has been sitting unopened in the fridge for at least a week apparently expired yesterday.

But I really, really want milk and cookies right now.

I think this means my inner five-year-old is suicidal.

If I never post again, please call an ambulance or something.

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[kaydeefalls.livejournal.com]

It was approximately the size of a small Greek city-state. It could've fed a starving child in Somalia for, like, a YEAR. It tasted pretty good, but damn, it was huge.