ah, procrastination

Someone please tell me why I'm working on a couple of abandoned fanfics instead of writing that 5 to 7 page paper. Oh, that's right, because Merry/Pippin and Dom/Lij are interesting and Slaughterhouse-Five isn't. Well, I mean, it is, but not to write about.

Fuck. I am so screwed. And it's my own damn fault. I hate when that happens.

::gulps::

My mission: to compare and contrast the use of alcohol and drunkenness as symbols/themes in Kurt Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse-Five and Leslie Marmon Silko's Ceremony. Discussion questions: 1. Will kaydee actually be able to bullshit 5-7 pages about beer? 2. How long will it take kaydee to ferret out the alcohol references in her much-scribbled-in copy of Vonnegut? 3. Why is kaydee still procrastinating? 4. Will kaydee get any sleep tonight? 5. Does this draft actually matter at all, in the scheme of things?

Discuss amongst yourselves.

something, anyway

In the name of procrastination, we now present a fic fragment. Just because Merry/Pippin is a bit hard for me to write, and I need to test it out. This fic is gonna be a tad longer, and if it sucks already, I should be told *now.*

( fragment )