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So my parents did this house-swapping thing, where they're spending ten days in some house in California and these other people are spending ten days in our apartment. Of course, since I'm working and can't go on vacation, I'm staying here in NYC, but since these people are in my home, I got kicked out. So I'm staying at my mom's friend's apartment for ten days. Whatever.

My computer refuses to acknowledge their internet connection. I just spent more than half an hour trying to make it work. So I'm gonna be operating on dial-up for ten days.

*stabs things. a lot*

Well, at least I made the phone line connect, anyway. Woot. Now, must finish that dratted fic thing and post before midnight. Watch this space...

ETA: AND EVEN THE DIALUP ONLY WORKS WHEN I'M SIGNED ON TO AOL, FOR CHRISSAKES. *stabs more*

and within an hour of the deadline, there was fic

WAH. Here 'tis.

Title: The Thing About Being a Bad Guy Is
Rating: very strong R
Disclaimer: I don't own the X-Men. Marvel and Fox do.
Summary: John realized early on that his romanticized notions of Life as a Bad Guy were perhaps a little naive.
Pairing: Magneto/Pyro, implied Magneto/Mystique, Pyro/Iceman, Iceman/Rogue
Warnings: well, I suppose Pyro technically isn't legal yet, so there is that whole underage sex thing...

the thing about being a Bad Guy is...