argh.

[kaydeefalls]

Oh, Ikea, how could you have so betrayed me? By which I mean, the order I placed online for furniture last weekend had estimated delivery sometime late next week or early the week after, which was most excellent, but then they forgot to get in touch with me about it like they said they would, and now when I called them, the earliest delivery is going to be September 19th. Which means I'll be living with no furniture except a bed for about two weeks. Goddamnit.

Comments

[trivetmonger.livejournal.com]

Obviously this is a sign from the LORD your God that you should transform your apartment into a black box theater and establish it as the most cutting-edge performance space in Chicago. You could have articles written about you in the Village Voice! You'd be so cool. Furniture is for assholes.

I am an asshole.

[kaydeefalls.livejournal.com]

Yes, if by "cutting edge" you mean "really tiny".

So, if furniture is for assholes, and you are an asshole, ergo, you have my furniture?

[trivetmonger.livejournal.com]

You bet. Come and get it.