AUGH

[kaydeefalls]

Oh, the joy of seeing an ENORMOUS FUCKING SPIDER on the ceiling in your closet and being too short and no possessed of any ladders so you CAN'T FUCKING KILL IT.

MAKE IT GO AWAY.

(See, spiders, as a rule, don't bother me too much, because in this part of the country, they're not going to be poisonous or anything, and they, y'know, eat other bugs. But still. VERY LARGE SPIDER. MY CEILING.)

Comments

[trivetmonger.livejournal.com]

Remember, spiders are your friends and cannot hurt you. However, if they perceive themselves to be threatened, they are capable of expanding to almost eight times their normal size to scare off predators.

Try to make it feel welcome.

[kaydeefalls.livejournal.com]

I kind of hate you sometimes. :P

IT'S STILL THERE.

[jimmyrabbitte.livejournal.com]

Don't worry! Unless it's the size of a Buick, then it can't hurt you.

...I think.

[kaydeefalls.livejournal.com]

It's just...augh. It's got long, wispy legs like a daddy longlegs, but a different shaped body. A menacing body, if small relative to the length of its legs. I wish it were just a daddy longlegs, those don't frighten me in the slightest.

*eyes spider warily*