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Saw 'Signs' today. Not bad. I rather liked it, actually. It managed to revolve around religion (well, and that sci-fi alien stuff) without offending me. Probably because it was promoting faith in general, not so much belief in God X or Religion Y. Joaquin Phoenix: "You have to have faith in *something*." Okay. All right. I can accept that.

While we're on the subject, I'm developing a SERIOUS JoaquinPhoenixLust problem. First 'Quills,' now this... ::lusts after Joaquin Phoenix::

Switching gears entirely. Scott (a certain RL person) is a dumbass. He'll never read this or anything, but for the record -- Scott, you are a dumbass. Him (yesterday): "...but I didn't really like John Travolta in 'Pulp Fiction.'" Me: "Oooh, 'Pulp Fiction.' I never saw that. I should see that sometime." Him: "I can download it for you!" Me: "Um, that's okay. I don't feel an urgent need to watch it right away or anything."

Him (today): [whips out CD] "By the way, here." Me: "Ummm...." Him: "You asked me for it!" Me: "Ummm... welllll, no, I didn't. But thanks? I'll use my dad's DVD player..." Him: "No, it only works on computers." Me: "Oh. Okay." Him: "And it needs a [insert name of random system I know I don't have] to work, and it doesn't play on Macs." Me: "Then why'd you download it for me?" Him: "You asked!" Me: "Ummm...."

So I am now the owner of a downloaded copy of 'Pulp Fiction,' of questionable quality/origin, without the technological means to view it. Go me.

Have bits of possible Merry/Pippin fic bouncing around in my head. FPS. Interesting. Worth a shot? Maybe later.

Status of Fic From Heck: very much stuck at smut scene. Will probably be forced to cheat and skip around it. Bah. At least I amuse myself.

Dom: I think I should cry now.
kaydee: No. You can't cry.
Dom: Why not? I really need to burst into tears.
kaydee: No. You're supposed to be a Manly Man (TM). Manly Men don't spontaneously burst into tears unless someone is dying. You and yours are all healthy. No crying.
Dom: But Orli left me!
kaydee: So?
Dom: He slept with Lij!
kaydee: Deal with it.
Dom: I haven't had a sex scene!
kaydee: Ooh. Good point. Dom, meet Billy.
(Dom eyes Billy appreciatively. Billy looks nervous)
kaydee: Billy, comfort him.
Dom: So I can cry now?
kaydee: No!
Dom: Damn. (sidles up to Billy)
Billy: Uh, I don't know if this is a good idea.
(kaydee and Dom are shocked)
kaydee: But he's your best mate!
Dom: But I'm sexy!
Billy: But I'm in love with Liv!
(kaydee and Dom are repulsed)
kaydee: Nononono!
Dom: (pouts) What's Liv got that I don't have?
Billy: Um, breasts?
Dom: (looks thoughtful) Good point.
kaydee: NO! This is SLASH!
Dom: You did establish me as bi.
(kaydee smacks herself on the forehead)
Billy: Yeah, me too.
kaydee: I did NOT! Oh, bugger it. It doesn't matter. Comfort each other. And Billy, you're not allowed to tell anyone who you're in love with, got it?
Billy: But...
kaydee: D'you want to get laid or not?
Billy: Okay!
(silence. Billy and Dom stare at each other)
kaydee: Well? Smut scene?
Dom: Are you just gonna sit there and WATCH?
kaydee: Um, yes?
Dom: I don't like this.
(Elijah runs in, taps Billy on the shoulder, whispers something into his ear)
Billy: Oh, right. (to Dom) I'm s'posed to tell you that Lij is in love with you.
kaydee: Oh, fuck.
Dom: Really?
(Elijah beams at him)
kaydee: ARGH! (gives up, slams computer keyboard in frustration)

Date: 2002-08-10 07:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lush-rimbaud.livejournal.com
*shrieks with laughter*

That was very funny. Familiar, too, though my dialogues with the characters usually go something like:

Lydia: Hey, guys. Can we get to the sex scene already? Please please please?
Frodo: (looks shocked and horrified) Excuse me. No. We feel like sitting here being melodramatic and angsty.
Lydia: Hmmph. Hey. Sam. Don't you want to fuck him?
Sam: Good point. (tackles Frodo)
Lydia: Thank you.

and about Scott... yeah. I ran into him when I was on my way to buy the Faculty DVD, which of course prompted him to tell me that he would be happy to download it for me if I paid him five dollars.
Me: No thank you, Scott.
Scott: But it'll be really really good!
Me: No thank you, Scott.
Scott: Why do want to watch The Faculty, anyway?
Me: Because it has Elijah Wood in it and he's my baby and I love him eeee eeee squee.
Scott: Eww, that short guy from Lord of the Rings? He's so ugly he's practically deformed.
Me: (pounds a stake into Scott's heart)

Date: 2002-08-10 08:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gabbyhope.livejournal.com
Heh, amuse yourself all you want to. And, aw, I know exactly what you mean about sex scenes... I can't bring myself to do them at all. Why try when other people (Lobelia, Lobelia!) does them so very, very well. I'd rather drive my characters crazy.

And make them cry.

And leave the readers sniffing in the end.

You can call it a quest of sorts, I guess ;) In other news: I can't wait to read your fic from hell. Orli and Lij and Dom and Billy... wee!

Oh, and yes... JoaquinPhoenixLust, oooh yes. He's the only reason why I have 'Gladiator' on tape. Mmm

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