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I'm not on crack. Really I'm not. Much.

Title: Shagging Orli
Pairing: DM/OB, in its own, special way.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Dom wants to shag Orli. In case you hadn't guessed.
Feedback: yum, feedback. Good stuff, that.
Disclaimer: None of this happened. I don't know the sexuality of anyone involved.
Notes: kaydee's own, personalized brand of crack!fic. Since I'm such a dialogue whore, why not have a fic with ONLY dialogue? Sounds cool, right? ::watches everyone back away slowly:: Um, yes... And thank ye kindly, Gabby!

( You want to shag Orli? )

Yeah, I should cut down on that crack...

Just found on my disk, saved, an AIM chatroom conversation from October somethingth. An RPG involving Sean, Elijah, Dom, and Orli. About 25 pages long -- well, more like 19, if you edit out the extraneous conversation. But still. It's not brilliant, but highly amusing all the same.

::pokes sometime members of that short-lived Hobbitsnorli RPG:: That was FUN. We should do it again sometime. All five of us. Like, now. Because I'm bored out of my mind, and all.

Ah, well...

This one is a bit weird. But short, so even if the weirdness is overwhelming, you know it'll be over soon. I rarely write (or even consider writing) Frodo/Sam or Sean/Elijah, so I have no idea where this came from, and I think I'll blame Lydia. Just because. Right.

Title: Indistinct
Pairing: hints of SA/EW
Rating: G
Summary: Elijah is sometimes Frodo and Sean is sometimes Sam. Sort of.
Feedback: would be loverly
Disclaimer: None of this happened. I don't know the sexuality of anyone involved.
Notes: Improv fic for contrelamontre. Addiction. 45 minute limit, finished in 40. No idea if/how this works, but it came to me and I went with it...

There is a line drawn somewhere.

contrelamontre is like a drug, yo. I can't stop writing these improvs. That's it, I'll never write a normal fic again! (Except the no-beta-except-for-spelling/grammar improv rule thingy continues to make me nervous as hell...)

Oh, and incidentally, if a certain RL friend of mine is in fact reading this, yes I know you hate all things fanfiction, so do us a favor and stop reading, hmmm?

Title: Passing Lights
Pairing: DM/EW
Rating: PG
Summary: "The streetlamps keep flashing by, harsh circles of light leaving tracks across your vision."
Archive: TAKE IT. PLEASE... just tell me where
Feedback: is a wonderful thing
Disclaimer: None of this happened. I don't know the sexuality of anyone involved.
Notes: Improv fic for ContreLaMontre. At least two scenes wherein light plays an important role. 45 - 90 minute time limit. 88 minutes, go me!

( onward ho )

So, yes. Improv fic. Billy/Dom! And on we go. (Incidentally, this WAS the first explanation that popped into my head, way before all the mindboggling Domlijah "Trees" speculations attacked.)

Title: Trees
Pairing: BB/DM
Rating: PG
Summary: Trees. There's got to be an explanation.
Archive: TAKE IT. PLEASE... just tell me where
Feedback: rocks my world
Disclaimer: None of this happened. I don't know the sexuality of anyone involved.
Notes: Improv fic! Took me exactly 43 minutes, so I just made it. Oh, and was supposed to end with a single word that makes an impact. Whether it does indeed make an impact or not is up to you.... And thank you, Gabby!

( So, why TREES? )

All right. Ready now. Not quite what I wanted, but as close as I can make it, and staring at it won't help anymore. So, the first piece of actual, honest-to-goodness smut I've ever written. Or close enough, anyway. Knock yourselves out.

Title: Just a Bit of Fun (1/1)
Pairing: OB/EW, minor BB/DM
Rating: borderline NC-17
Summary: Orli's out for a bit of fun.
Archive: TAKE IT. PLEASE... just tell me where
Feedback: tastes like chicken. Only better.
Disclaimer: None of this happened. I don't know the sexuality of anyone involved.
Notes: First real smut I've written. Let's see if this works. Many thanks to Gabby Hope for the beta!

( here we go. )

Just a minor thoughtwave I'd like to send out to all RPS writers out there. (And no, this isn't addressed to any of you.)

If you are writing a fic involving two of our boys getting married, my first piece of advice is: DON'T. If you choose to ignore this succinct word of wisdom, and feel that the creative urge brought on by the Matrimony Bunny of Doom cannot be resisted, it would be good of you to at least make it bloody well worth our time to read this marriage-related opus. Know this: in the US, there are very few states where gay marriage is legal. I don't know about England/NZ/Scotland/elsewhere, so I won't lecture on that, but somehow I doubt it's particularly common. (If I'm wrong, feel free to enlighten me.) Still, I suppose the need may exist to describe the opulent, flower-dripping big-church affair. I'd like to know why. If your characterization of our boys involves them spouting gooey, inspiring sap in front of a massive crowd of people (and those opulent, flower-dripping big-church affairs always DO seem to include massive crowds of people), then...wellllll... Okay, I suppose I'm not allowed to argue with characterization. But. Honestly. There really are effective ways of declaring eternal love that don't involve priests or altars. Or ridiculously flowery language that no guy on earth would be caught dead saying. And speaking of flowers and such, if the scene of the proposal is even more disgustingly sappy and overdone than your average B-level chick flick, then something is VERY wrong. With your fic. And your characters. And, probably, you.

I can think of maybe one or two writers out there who could pull off a realistic gay marriage. You are probably not one of them. And, incidentally, if your author's notes include anything along the lines of "So-and-so and Whats-his-name are so meant to be and they're soulmates and I just had to write this!!!!" [not a direct quote; more of a paraphrase] then you are the RPS equivalent of all those teenyboppers we love to hate and our hatred of them will be happily transferred to you.

Admit it: you just want to see these guys in tuxes. And helping each other out of said tuxes. A noble calling. Write a PWP set post-premiere and be done with it.

Thank you and have a good night.

Done. All done. Woot!

Title: Little Things - Beginning (4/4)
Author: kaydee falls (OneRingDoodle@aol.com)
Pairing: DM/EW, references to DM/OB, OB/EW, DM/BB
Rating: R
Summary: Every ending is a beginning somewhere else.
Archive: TAKE IT. PLEASE... just tell me where
Feedback: is to kaydee as water is to flowers
Disclaimer: none of this happened. i don't know the sexuality of anyone involved.
Notes: yes, folks, the end is in sight. last part. huzzah. BIG thank you to Gabby.

( Part the Last. )

Like it says.

Title: Little Things - Damage (2/4)
Author: kaydee falls (OneRingDoodle@aol.com)
Pairing: DM/OB, OB/EW, still mild DM/EW
Rating: R
Summary: ...what could go wrong? And how could it get worse?
Archive: TAKE IT. PLEASE... just tell me where
Feedback: is to kaydee as water is to flowers
Disclaimer: none of this happened. i don't know the sexuality of anyone involved.
Notes: I'm still freely messing around with NZ living arrangements here. Let's assume that our boys each have their own house, shall we? And thank yous to Gabby for the amazingly fast beta, and Tash for not complaining too much about the foul language.

( Little Things, part 2/4 )